Posted by VolnDothan on April 30, 2008 at 10:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm surprised the Alabama team didn't get disqualified for cheating.

Posted by UTfan4life on April 30, 2008 at 10:24 a.m. (Suggest removal)

haha, to bad that will be Spurrier's only big win this year.

Posted by WorkinLikeHeck on April 30, 2008 at 10:25 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I guess Foolmore was herding fritters in Jackson Hole.

Posted by TommyJack on April 30, 2008 at 10:27 a.m. (Suggest removal)

No CPF? Still out west riding that swaybacked horse? PETA alert.

Posted by rusty_shackleford on April 30, 2008 at 10:49 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Not everyone plays golf, you goobers!

Posted by Brama on April 30, 2008 at 10:53 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I think Fulmer was on the Big Orange Caravan.

Posted by WorkinLikeHeck on April 30, 2008 at 11:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Whenever Fulmer is on it, believe you me, it's Big.

Posted by pdhuff on April 30, 2008 at 11:33 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Been nice to have seen Chief and Big Phil frailing away. Belgian would have probably enjoyed it, too.

Oh well, golf spoils a beautiful walk.

Posted by TommyJack on April 30, 2008 at 11:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

PD: Chief doesn't travel well. May meet a DL.

Posted by Silent_Fulmer on April 30, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Foolmore is probably helping an old lady cross the street in Jackson Hole as we speak.

Posted by WorkinLikeHeck on April 30, 2008 at 12:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Who needs DLs? Chief doesn't like to recruit, he'll take players from the offense that he likes and coach em' up.

Posted by vol4jesus on April 30, 2008 at 12:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Wimpy attempts at humor at the expense of our head coach again. Some of you ,with no apparent purpose in life except to be miserable as much as possible, keep the sad existence up to bring others down since misery loves company. The joke attempts are long past stale(not fresh). See if you can create something new that actually might be uplifting to others. There is always hope with faith.

Posted by drone on April 30, 2008 at 12:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

So Saban found something else to do with his time. Probably still too upset about not being able to hit the recruiting trail that it just destroyed his golf game.

Posted by TommyJack on April 30, 2008 at 1 p.m. (Suggest removal)

vol4jesus: Soooooo, what is YOUR purpose in life?

Posted by WorkinLikeHeck on April 30, 2008 at 1:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'll have to say that I am mildy impressed with vols4jesus' recent posts. It's like he took a sabbatical and learned how to spell. I think I've read two whole posts now that I can somewhat understand.

Posted by Indianavol on April 30, 2008 at 1:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Some of you sound like the Bammer Moron Nation when talking about Phil Fulmer. Let's not forget; he owns the Crimson Turd from Tuscaloser!

Posted by TommyJack on April 30, 2008 at 1:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

IndianaVol: That ownership was woefully absent last Oct.

Posted by GreerVol22 on April 30, 2008 at 1:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

TJ, he is your spiritual conscience. A man so positive and uplifting that he has to wear sunglasses when he takes a dump.

Kingsport, I left this one open for a big finish...care to polish it off???

Posted by rusty_shackleford on April 30, 2008 at 1:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

One game does not break domination.

Posted by Packaway on April 30, 2008 at 1:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Where was Foolmer?? They must have not been using golf carts. Phil must realize he could use a little WALK around the links. Probably too much good excercise for him to go.

Posted by Packaway on April 30, 2008 at 1:22 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Urban Meyer wasn't even there, so we know Phil wasn't scared to go because of him. Maybe he thought somehow Spurrier would outsmart him on the Golf course too? Maybe he was worried about Tuberville? Or maybe and the most likely reason was he didn't want to walk 18 holes of golf because he walked around Haslam Field "like heck" during Spring practice.

Posted by GoVol on April 30, 2008 at 1:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Fulmer doesn't play golf because he can't see the ball when he stands over it.

Posted by wjackson on April 30, 2008 at 2:11 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Saban probably finished last because he spent too much time trying to recruit the caddies since it would be just incidental contact with them. Spurrier would have been better off out recruiting instead of wasting his time their. He must be practicing for his next retirement.

Posted by BigOrangeJeff on April 30, 2008 at 3:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I read on here that it was Coach Fulmer, not Judas, that betrayed Jesus.

Posted by bamacheats on April 30, 2008 at 5:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Fulmer actually parted the Red Sea also...he jumped in.

Posted by volboy81 on April 30, 2008 at 5:54 p.m. (Suggest removal)

HA HA!
BAMA'S LAST.

Posted by thesavageorange on April 30, 2008 at 7:02 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Luckily Saban/Stabler didn't win.Since they won the recruiting title they have been seen strutting around claming their 13th national title.If Saban/Stabler had won this tournament they would already be sporting t-shirts claiming to be 14 time national champs.

Posted by pdhuff on April 30, 2008 at 8 p.m. (Suggest removal)

GoVol 1:53 -Dead center, good 'un.

I would imagine Phil is enjoying the mountains out West. Don't know if any sking is available but mountain-climbing with a Alpine hat with feather would be nice. Add lederhosen and a yodel or two.........

Posted by TommyJack on April 30, 2008 at 8:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

And a pack of fritter-flavored RICOLA.

Posted by IPOrange on April 30, 2008 at 8:58 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Yodelay YOO HOO.

Posted by pdhuff on April 30, 2008 at 9:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)

TJ -Henny Youngman would be proud.

Like Rodney, hard to get respect. Just stay the course.

Posted by clausenforheisman on April 30, 2008 at 10:48 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Hey, since CFP or Chief couldn't make it why didn't we have Randy Sanders and Casey Clausen represent for UT?